My body still seems to think it's thursday. I'm feeling so run down it's unbeliavable.
Kevin suggested I'd by a sex toy to cheer myself up. But I don't know, can a pink, plasic, vibrating cock really be that exciting? I admit that I do not own a sex toy, and have never tried one, but I don't really see the point in them. Where's the cuddles, the kisses, the passion, the fondling, the thrill? Sure, having an orgasm is always nice, but the whole thing just seems a bit fake. And surely I should know my body better than a piece of vibrating plastic?

Like porn. I don't understand porn at all. I find it disgusting. If I ruled the world porn would be illegal. For me porn is dead. There is nothing to it, except for using people. Why watch porn, when you can just use your imagination?! Surely a "porn movie" that you direct in your own head is way better than some shit on the screen?! How can a "director" (read; horny guy who wants to use women in order to get a lot of money) know what I want from a porn movie? How can something FAKE that takes advantage of people be exciting? (I should stop now before I get too upset. Eraaaaaaasseeee the porn discussion from the mind. That's it. Good.)

Anyway. If the bloody sex toys werent that expensive I might have gone and bought one, but right now I don't feel like spending £50 on something I might not use more than once. It's times like this I wish my friends had bought me a dildo or something when I turned 15. I mean, I don't really know what I'm missing, right? Sigh, if Ann Summers do give away free sex toys or something at any point I might get myself one. Just to try. I can't really say it's shit if I haven't tried.

I don't even know what I'm trying to say anymore. Should go and put on some washing and then get something to eat before it's time to collect my dress and then go to my beloved Aqua Fit. Maybe the ladies in the pool has some opinions on sex toys.

 2009-02-20 15:54

KOMMENTARER:

Lukas-Kukas

Jag tycker du ska köpa minst 5 och ha på en liten hylla på väggen, i rent estetiskt syfte alltså!

Cant agree more!